Thursday, February 28, 2008

Goodbye, Precious Lab Bench

Back in August I told you guys about how I had moved away from doing benchwork in my evil global biotech company’s R&D department and became a Technical Support scientist. However, all this time I have had one last R&D project looming over me, awaiting outside collaborators who would come in and do lab work with me. I had promised to help, and I’m a lab rat who honors his word, no matter how stupid the project turns out to be. So I kept a lab bench over in the lab, staunchly refusing to let anyone steal away my precious pipettors and other lab equipment, and growled like a dog over its food bowl when anyone wanted to take my “turf”.

The project was one of those super top-secret things, and all I can say is it involved a great deal of money. It went all the way up the food chain to the very top. Even the CEO got involved. They kept saying the project would happen, and just as I and the other folks involved would get things ready, the visit would be postponed at the very last moment. Finally the project fell through completely and was cancelled.

If I tell you any more about the project, they’ll chop off my head. I’d rather like to keep my head. I’d be a lot less handsome without it.

So after the project was cancelled, I finally went and cleaned off my bench and refrigerators, and handed everything over to the lab rats who really needed them. In the process I threw out years worth of needlessly-archived samples and reagents.

This was a surprisingly poignant action. Too many of the samples I threw out represented projects that were never finished, or had showed very promising results that could have led to good products that customers needed (and still need), but were “backburnered” due to the politics around that place. It made me reminiscent of the “good ole days” when researchers there were more free to explore novel techniques and develop products they felt were useful. Now projects have to go through too many committees, bureaucrats, and profit/cost projection studies before you can do any significant experimentation. That just kills innovation. Doing novel research requires some initial exploration. This is one of the reasons I left R&D at that company. All I do with the R&D folks now is advising on projects.

So I left my bench sparkly clean and walked away saying (as I have hundreds of times) how much more I love my new position. I don’t growl as much any more.


Addendum (3/3/08): Speaking of good projects killed by politics, today I was in a think-tank meeting populated with R&D scientists, product managers, and even a couple directors, to plan out the next year’s R&D activities and new product development in a particular product niche. One of the most promising product target areas turned out to match a product I led development on back in 2004, but was killed due to politics – by one of the very people in that meeting. It was satisfying to see him eat humble pie as I pointed out how the product would meet the necessary criteria and how he and others had killed it. To think, we’ve lost out on more than three years of potential sales on a product that currently has no competition in the marketplace! At least I have the satisfaction of knowing my hard work may not have been for nothing, and the product might still be released.

Image taken from HERE.

41 comments:

Lynnea said...

Its good not to growl. Keeps the singing pipes clear.

Sparkling Red said...

I can understand your frustration, having to throw away half-finished experiments. I doubt that they really save money with all their committees and policies etc. They're just replacing lab costs with administrative costs, and tying the hands of their researchers to boot. :-(

Naive Ivy League Grad said...

"Committees" Pfft.

Anonymous said...

oh man, my comment didn't show up somehow...hope it works this time.

It is a pity that experiments that could have worked were stopped due to politics or bureaucracy. I guess the only thing I miss will be your funny stories; I won't be able to say "same here!" to myself anymore. But that is probably for the best.

So, anything interesting going on at your new position?

-Thymes (previously known as Lila)

Angry Lab Rat said...

Don't worry, Thymes (aka Lila), plenty more stories to come.

See the addendum to this post I'm adding today...

As for interesting things in the new position: as a Tech Support guru, I help lots of people every day design experiments or deal with technical issues. The callers that really get me shaking my head, though, are when some PhD professor from MIT or wherever calls and wants to know how to do simple dilutions or molarity calculations. Sigh. In those instances, I just wanna say, "Go back and take remedial Chemistry, dude!"

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