Oh my god! If you're a male reptile, look away.
Mozart, a male iguana at a zoo in Antwerp, was having your usual romp in the hay with his female counterparts a week ago, but when he finished he was still erect. In fact, he's been erect ever since. Now, a week later, his poor little iguana schlong is red and swollen.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070125/od_nm/iguana_erection_dc
The link includes a video! Does this count as internet porn for reptiles?
I wonder what the other iguanas are thinking. Are Mozart's iguana girlfriends thinking, "Hey, studly, as long as you're up, let's make the best of things." Or are they thinking, "Yo, Mozart, watch what you drag through the lizard chow!"
Veterinarians have been consulted, and the prognosis isn't good. They're giving his little Johnson the chop, Lorena Bobbitt-style. Ouch! Do iguana penises grow back like lizard tails? The vets say he won't notice it's gone, but I beg to differ.
Luckily for Mozart, iguanas have two penises!
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