Monday, July 2, 2007

Bad Breath Paste

Does bad breath get you down? Have you noticed an alarming percentage of people sitting next to you spontaneous gagging or coughing? Do babies and small animals suddenly start crying and running from you when you get near? Do fellow boat passenger jump overboard when you step on deck? It could be your looks, but have you considered your breath?

Well fear no more, my toxin-breathing friend! Now there’s “Bad Breath Paste”:


Patent: HERE.

"Bad breath poses a serious problem both for sufferers and for relatives and friends, as it generates mutual discomfort and may put a strain on a person's social life,” said Christian Cardon, the Belgian inventor of Bad Breath Paste.

Simply squeeze a glob of Bad Breath Paste into your mouth and let the miracle of enzyme technology do its job. These enzymes break down sulfur compounds, starch, and cellulose trapped in your mouth and between your teeth that lead to your rotten respiration. Flavor enhancers help speed up their activity.

Brushing your teeth or using mouthwash are so passe. Squeezing goo into your mouth is much more exciting.

But wait, there’s more! Bad Breath Paste will work for your pets, too! Have you seen what Fido's been eating?! Give a squeeze to Fido and his horrifying halitosis will be no more!

Think how much better your life will be when people will want to be near you again. Attract dates! Get a raise! Be the life of the party! Don’t wait, order now!

Image taken from HERE.

1 comment:

Overpriced Designer Man Bag said...

I was watching the Tyra Banks show the other day, and one of the guests was suffering from halitosis. She will be overjoyed at the news.